SChWiNG when you're maiming- The Society of Chainsaw Wielding Naughty Goblins

[Hall of Infamy] [Goodies] [Choose your weapons] [The Stars - Bombers, Slicers and Stabbers] [Staff]

Welcome to SChWiNG HQ at a secret location deep in the Reikland forest.

It's from here that I, Buzz'r Grishnak, the society's secretary and sole paid member of staff am planning to keep records of those Bloodbowl coaches who've done sterling service in promoting the use of low down, underhand mechanically assisted cheating on the pitch.

Making its debut at Carrot Crunch III, the SChWiNG award rewards the coach who scored the most casualties using chainsaws, bombs and stabbing over the course of their tournament games. The society would be delighted if organisers of other tournaments were to adopt "The SChWiNG" as a prize category and the society will happily provide a lovely certificate for them to present to the most devious and underhanded coach.

Secretary

Hall of Infamy
Tournament	Winner	Race	SChWiNG Casualties
Carrot Crunch III	Paul Emery	Goblin	7*
AfterBowl**	Craig Andrews	Dwarves	4
AfterBowl II**	James Farrell	High Elves	3
BBoing!	Sam Griffiths	Dark Elves	5
* It transpires that our treasurer also scored 7 but mis-counted ... making him the obvious choice for the position ** One day, 3 game, tournaments (hence the low casualty count)

SChOPPe
Badges!	Hats!	Stickers!
Show off that you're a SChWiNGer by wearing a lovely hat or badge or by sporting an impressive sticker on your miniature case, all from our CafePress store. What's with those shipping costs - sheesh! Sorry, but they're outside our control - one way to minimise the impact is to put in a group order if you can and split the postage between you.

Choose your weapons
The Bomb Raining destruction from above, the bombadier always adds fun to any roster. If using a rostered bomber on a goblin team, consider giving him Hail Mary Pass for that little bit more fun (if doubles are allowed).	The Chainsaw Usually the most effective SChWiNG weapon, either take the saw to lightly armoured opponents to pretty much guarantee their losing interest in the game or use him to try to take down more heavily armoured opponents.	The Dagger Of admittedly limited use unless playing low AV teams, a stabber can often be a deterrent to opponents following up pushbacks from the Line of Scrimmage. They sometimes have secondary skills which make the stabbing ability a bonus.

Other valid casualties
The S.Ch.Wi.N.G. award is to reward casualties that don't get counted by the tournament's rules. If a tournament excludes casualties caused by fouls, crowd surfing or ball & chain then these should also count when determining that tournament's top SChWiNGer.

The stars
Bombardiers
Bomber Dribblesnot Cost 60,000gp Skills Loner, Accurate, Bombardier, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty. Will play for Goblin, Ogre or Orc Why hire him? Accurate extends his theoretical passing range by 1 band to allow a Short Pass on a 4+ while Right Stuff lets you get him 6 squares closer before throwing his bomb.	Boomer Eziasson Cost 60,000gp Skills Loner, Accurate, Block, Bombadier, Secret Weapon, Thick Skull Will play for Dwarf, Norse Why hire him? All the fun of bombs coupled with AV9 and Block. Accurate offsets his low agility, but keep his throws to Quick Pass range unless you're really lucky with dice.

Looneys
Flint Churnblade Cost 130,000gp Skills Loner, Block, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Thick Skull. Will play for Dwarf Why hire him? He's got a chainsaw! Even if it kicks back on him, his armour's only broken on a 7+ and then his Thick Skull has a good chance of keeping him on the pitch.	Hack Enslash Cost 120,000gp Skills Loner, Chainsaw, Regeneration, Secret Weapon, Side step. Will play for Khemri, Necromantic, Undead Why hire him? Best coupled with a bribe (otherwise his Regeneration's of no benefit), Enslash's side step can make him a rather deadly thorn in your opponent's side and keep him next to a target if an opponent's trying to push him away.
Helmut Wulf Cost 110,000gp Skills Loner, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm Will play for Amazon, Human, Lizardman, Norse, Slann and Vampire Why hire him? Hmm. Tough call. With no Block or Dodge and only AV7, Helmut may not last long on the pitch - his Stand Firm is useful if an opponent's only trying to push him away, though.	Max Spleenripper Cost 130,000gp Skills Loner, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon Will play for Chaos, Nurgle Why hire him? Not the fastest or hardiest of chainsaw wielders but his Strength of 4 will give him some protection against revenge blocks. He's the same price as a mercenary Chaos Warrior and cheaper than a merc Nurgle Warrior.
Nobbla Blackwart Cost 130,000gp Skills Loner, Block, Dodge, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty Will play for Chaos Dwarf, Goblin, Ogre and Underworld Why hire him? Hire him if you like the idea of a chainsaw that only gets knocked down on a POW who can walk into a cage on a 3+. What's not to like?	Ugroth Bolgrot Cost 100,000gp Skills Loner, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon Will play for Chaos Pact and Orc Why hire him? He's remarkably cheap for an AV9 chainsaw.

Stabbers
Hemlock Cost 170,000gp Skills Loner, Block, Dodge, Side Step, Jump Up, Stab, Stunty Will play for Lizardman, Slann Why hire him? Block + Dodge + Side Step + Jump Up + Stunty is an awesome combination of skills. Opponents only have a 1 in 6 chance of knocking him down (unless they have Tackle or Wrestle) and even if they do, if he survives the armour roll he's back on his feet on a 2+ to stab again next turn. His Stuntiness lets him stroll into a cage to stab a lightly armoured ball carrier.	Horkon Heartripper Cost 210,000gp Skills Loner, Dodge, Leap, Multiple Block, Shadowing, Stab Will play for Dark Elf Why hire him? Have him leap into a cage and stab both the ball carrier and one of his protectors in one turn. If the stab fails, he can shadow them as they try to escape.
Rashnak Backstabber Cost 200,000gp Skills Loner, Dodge, Side Step, Sneaky Git, Stab Will play for Chaos Dwarf Why hire him? He has dual capability as a stabber or fouler, so gives you two options to get rid of opponents.	Sinnedbad Cost 80,000gp Skills Loner, Block, Jump Up, Pass Block, Regeneration, Secret Weapon, Side Step, Stab Will play for Khemri, Undead Why hire him? He's cheap (because he'll only last 1 drive) but the Side step and Jump Up helps him stay close to the action while Pass Block lets him give catchers something to worry about. Due to his low price and regeneration, a bribe gives you two drives of stabby fun for just 180,000gp.
Skitter Stab-Stab Cost 160,000gp Skills Loner, Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Shadowing, Stab Will play for Skaven, Underworld Why hire him? He's fast enough to make his Shadowing a real pain - and his prehensile tail will make getting away even more difficult.	Zara the Slayer Cost 270,000gp Skills Loner, Block, Dauntless, Dodge, Jump Up, Stab, Stakes Will play for Amazon, Dwarf, Halfling, High Elf, Human, Norse, Wood Elf Why hire her? She's strong and Dauntless lets her take on Big Guys with impunity even without her stakes. Against Khemri, Necro, Undead and Vampires she can quickly give you numerical advantage by taking out the AV7 guys on a 7+ - especially annoying when taking down Ghouls or Thralls who can't regenerate or to get skeletons with ball handling skills off the pitch.

Staff Positions
President Vacancy	Secretary Buzz'r Grishnak	Treasurer Buboe Buzzsaw	Public Relations Vacancy

Hall of Infamy

SChOPPe

Choose your weapons

The Bomb

The Chainsaw

The Dagger

Other valid casualties

The stars

Bombardiers

Bomber Dribblesnot

Boomer Eziasson

Looneys

Flint Churnblade

Hack Enslash

Helmut Wulf

Max Spleenripper

Nobbla Blackwart

Ugroth Bolgrot

Stabbers

Hemlock

Horkon Heartripper

Rashnak Backstabber

Sinnedbad

Skitter Stab-Stab

Zara the Slayer

Staff Positions

President

Secretary

Treasurer

Public Relations